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Installing a fab Husband


Dear Tech Support,Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,

particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nag 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.exe and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0and Hot Lingerie 7.1

Good Luck!

Tech Support


. said...

hahaha, this was hilarious. Loved it!!

Unknown said...

haha so funny!

Unknown said...

Now that's a way to explain it!!! Make sure system doesn't get on overload...It then may crash. Installing new programs is an awesome idea lady :) And don't let the sleep mode kick in. Good luck.

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Your little girl is beautiful! How amazing that she was healed! God is SO good!!

Unknown said...

This is the cutest thing ever!!!! Love it!

Annie said...

i love this!

Design It Chic said...

this was fun! i would have messed up the "computer-geek" language:))) Oh my, this was genius!!

Happy Friday!

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